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• Every time I leave the MIT Campus I realize I’m not hot. FML

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• Advice from an alum: Don’t waste your time with coffee chats and kissing ass at recruiting events. Those whose ass you kiss have zero power. Just nail the interview. Trust me, I know. I’m one of those whose ass you kiss for no damn reason.

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  • Anonymous 10:12 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Are you a consultant? If you’re going for banking, you should know that every person you talk with can help determine whether you get an interview or not. I guess it depends on the company.

• I still can’t understand what my core teammates are saying or my professors. I got lucky on the TOEFL. FML

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• I had more net income, more free time, less debt, and was happier at my job before Sloan. FML

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• I applied to Macy’s and they just rejected me. It wasn’t for a corporate role. FML

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• Today, I was looking down at my paper in class and my professor asked if I was sleeping or not. I’m Asian. My eyes were open. FML

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  • Anonymous 12:02 am on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’ve heard a lot of versions of this floating around FML.

• After all those coffee chats, I smell out that consulting sucks.

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• I came back from the weekend and found out the start-up I was working for doesn’t exist anymore. My post -Sloan loan payments are more than my rent. FML

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• The not so attractive girls in my ocean are starting to look pretty good. FML.

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• I got home to my girlfriend asking me about “that guy in the I’m at Sloan video,” it lasted 15 mins and he came up again after sex. FML

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• A company just got back to me with an offer today. Analyst position. I have 8 years of previous work experience and was making twice as much BEFORE the MBA. FML

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• Ever since I came to Sloan, I don’t even get enough time to watch porn anymore. FML.

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  • Anonymous 8:38 pm on December 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I watch porn for 2hours every day…and do something wrong!

• I got more action in one week in college than I have this entire semester. FML

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• I’m black and my chinese friend keeps educating me on hiphop music. FML

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  • Anonymous 5:57 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m Arab, and my Swiss girlfriend keeps teaching me Arabic words…

• I’m at Sloan and have it better than 99.999% of the world’s population, yet I come here to complain about my vain existence and how I can’t keep up with others’ expectations. FML

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  • uhh 5:22 pm on December 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    you take this website seriously. FYL