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• Found out the guy I have a crush on is engaged to a woman who looks just like me, but 15 lbs skinnier… FML.

  December 6, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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    Found out the girl I have a crush on is engaged to a guy who looks just like me, but 15 lbs skinnier… FML.

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• The not so attractive girls in my ocean are starting to look pretty good. FML.

  December 5, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I use to have a job and enjoy the weekends. Now, I’m a student and do homework on weekends. FML!

  December 5, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I wore my heaviest “winter jacket” in October when it was 50 degrees outside…It’s not December and it just started snowing…FML.

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  • Anonymous 9:47 am on December 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Wardrobe FAIL

• OP Project = screwed. FML.

  December 5, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:08 pm on December 5, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    From an alum: OP projects are jokes and the worst of them get a B. So stop worrying. Do not for a second think anybody takes it seriously.

• I am in the industrial econ review session and am learning all the answers to my life. MLIG

  December 5, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• For the first time in my life, I’ve maintained a 4.0 GPA for 3 Semesters, straight! Woo hoo!!

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• Give a Sloanie a few to drink and their true colors comes out. I love it! We are normal after all.

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• Today, I was looking down at my paper in class and my professor asked if I was sleeping or not. I’m Asian. My eyes were open. FML

  December 5, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:02 am on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’ve heard a lot of versions of this floating around FML.

• Welcome to the top MBA program … Get into top management, add more stress and reduce your life by 10 years. FML

  December 5, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I am a 2nd year and still did not learn anything. FML

  December 4, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:00 pm on December 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    You are clearly doing something wrong. You still have a semester. Good Luck with that one.

  • Anonymous 2:43 am on December 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    AdComm does screw up once in a while- guess you’re an example.

• Advice from an alum: Don’t waste your time with coffee chats and kissing ass at recruiting events. Those whose ass you kiss have zero power. Just nail the interview. Trust me, I know. I’m one of those whose ass you kiss for no damn reason.

  December 4, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 10:12 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Are you a consultant? If you’re going for banking, you should know that every person you talk with can help determine whether you get an interview or not. I guess it depends on the company.

• After all those coffee chats, I smell out that consulting sucks.

  December 4, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I love my job. MLIG

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• I went to a school where websites like this have to be debated over email ad nauseam. FML

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